: ThoseArentMuskets |
Star Trek Rap (feat. Prime Directive and Galaxy Class) Resistance is futile. All beats will be assimilated. [Warning: lyrics NSFW] .mp3: http://thosearentmuskets.blogspot.com/2008/06/space-tunes-ready-for-some-serious.html ----- "THE U.S.S. ENTERPRISE (IS GETTING P.U.S.S.Y. TONIGHT)" SPOKEN: Yo yo yo, this the Prime Directive. Rule number one: you can't break me. Galaxy Class over here, 'cause I'm top of the line. CHORUS: The U.S.S. Enterprise Is getting P.U.S.S.Y. tonight So shake that ass, 'cause fornication Is the only way to make The Next Generation P.D.: Let me introduce you to my crew The horny-ass men and women of the U. S.S.E.N.T.E.R.-prise On a continuing mission to spread them thighs There's Geordi Laforge with his prying eyes Getting X-ray shots of your naughty side Down below he's growing twice the size Because the ladies make his warp drive energize And as for Q he'll make you cum So loud you'll wake the whole continuum But girl you know when he's done getting with you He's going to bounce like Doctor Crusher in season two G.C.: I said Enter-P.R.I.S.E. Let me tell you about my boy, his name's Wesley Going to be in Starfleet Academy But tonight he's getting crunk with yours truly So we bust on down to the Forward Ten Wes knows the bouncer and we get right in We're knocking back shots of Cardassian gin When up comes a fine-ass Romulan When it comes to booty-shaking, girl's got a gift 'Cause she raised that ass like a turbolift But yo, we ditched her face down in the mud Because Wesley had his eyes on Ashley Judd P.D.: Me? I wound up on the holodeck She's got a virtual booty that I'm ready to wreck ("Enter when ready") Her program always does the trick You know I leave the holodeck with a hollow dick Yeah she sucks on my nuts till the whole thing's empty Then I go cruising in a 64 Bently CHORUS G.C.: Whorf used to be on the block selling rock Now while you're in your stateroom jerking in a sock He's got that Ferengi pussy on lock Yeah he's balls deep and he's yelling "Kaplach!" P.D.: He used to have trouble picking up bitches Till he learned they love them forehead ridges Now whenever he wants to cream He just pulls in pussy like a tractor beam G.C.: Yo but don't forget about Counselor Troy That Betazoid will leave your dick destroyed And don't you bother screaming or squealing 'Cause she knows exactly how you're feeling P.D.: Data's the android Who'll fill your void He's a mechanical man with a robot cock Knock on your G-spot like he was Sherlock, Holmes G.C.: Ain't nothing like him in space or on Earth Got a digital dick of alarming girth He's the only man to please Tasha Yar's poon My boy Data, son of Soong Tasha died but he don't sweat lost tooshie He just replaced her with another fine pussy BREAKDOWN: Who's going to rock a robotic cock? Data's going to rock a robotic cock I said who's going to rock that hydraulic cock? Data's going to rock a hydraulic cock 'Cause he can time his nuts like a digital clock "I am fully functional" Now open wide shorty and hold real still My phaser's 'bout to fire and it's set to kill CHORUS P.D.: Captain Picard Loves to get his dick hard His bald head will make you sweat 'Cause he's a French motherfucker with a tasty baguette And when he's not sipping tea at a Parisian café He's busy banging booty every night and all day ("Proceed") But homie don't play, he don't want no snog Girl you got a stardate with the captain's log ("Engage") G.C.: Now Picard's a man whose dick is large But when he's not on the bridge then Riker's in charge He's the playa of the minute and I'll tell you son When it comes to busting pussy Riker's "number one" P.D.: And if you shake your rear quarters especially fine He just might make you hit warp 69 But if Jean-Luc busts in don't you fear He's only here to take you past the final frontier G.C.: Now that's a double team of the highest order Bubble booty bouncing in the captain's quarters They got a young Romulan dripping buckets When she sees their junk she says "those aren't muskets!" Riker pulls out and says he's ready to blow Like a pimp Picard says "ma-ma-make it so" Then J.L.P.'s out, he's got shit to do Peeping the ruins on Calder II BOTH: And that's how it rolls under J.L.P. The Crushers, Beverly and Wesley Whorf and Riker and my man Geordi Q, Data, Troy and yeah, Whoopi And the Enterprise D And for three films E Welcome to the motherfucking T.N.G. CHORUS :[][star][trek][rap][those][aren't][arent][muskets][wars][next][generation][picard][kirk][troy][geordi][whoopi][goldberg][wheaton][data] |
: GoRemy |
Hummus: The Rap An ode to hummus. Or however you spell it. Hope you like it. Plenty of videos to come this summer! Oh, here are the lyrics, it's kinda fast-paced: Hummus. I'm eating hummus. Dip it to my thumb-us. It's the best, beats the rest When you seem to need a paste with some taste to put on your pita Hit me, hit me With a little chick pea Got a lot of bread That's the trick, see? I'm a fast pita eater got the pedal to the metal Putting down so much bread You'd think I was Hansel and Gretel Now my bread's all gone Hmm, what's the next pick? Checkin the pantry How 'bout some bread sticks? Bust the tops off the box Dip it in all the way Put that stick in my head Like I'm Phineas Gage I got my hummus from the supermarket Don't be a weenie If you want real hummus in your stomach Then you need some tahini Is this hummus cooked? You ain't gotta boil it, yo You just need more peas than a toilet bowl You've been sitting there for hours eating? Maybe brah... It's like the toilet's eating hummus Through a crazy straw! Remy Remz in a Benz Cruisin' on a Sunday When'd you rent a Benz, Remz? I thought you rock a Hyundai Driving up to Detroit Now that summer's here Rock City? Nah man, I call it Hummusville! What, you on vacation? Sounds like a nice world Man, I'm working harder than a Valtrex in a Spice Girl Dearborn's the place where the hummus flows I thought they liked coneys, man I saw it in the Post I love dipping in the hummus, man I beg your pardon? I'm eating more paste than I did in kindergarten Options pouring out on Warren lots of food I see Got cuisine on from Shatila down to New Yasmeen I done came for the food I'm a hummus-eating menace Ask my doctor, turn your head and cough Aren't you a dentist? Clap your hands really fast If you think hummus is the best Now shake sh-shake shake your pita If you hit the hummus with paprika Saddam, Iran, Osama, Baby bomber drama, little peace: it's on your TV, but believe me There is good in Middle East, it's... Hummus. I'm eating hummus. With Thomas Jefferson-us. :[][goremy][go][remy][habib][arab][hummus][rap][detroit][dearborn][michigan][virginia] |
: WahtayProductions |
Taco Bell Rap !!!!!!!!!LYRICS!!!!!!!!!!!! (written by: ryan deberry) i need two supreme tacos and hold the sour cream it makes me vomit and it's an ugly scene a chicken quesadilla and taco salad, too this is how we do up in the drive thru i need a spicy chicken double decker chilli cheese wrap large coke, bottle of water, don't forget the cap i need two soft tacos and an enchurrito don't be thinking that its all for me though "yo queiro taco bell" my boy said to me so i'll get him a chalupa and one for free. i hope you're getting all this down, you're sitting there without a sound hot sauce, i need that too, make it three, no make it two large coke, i need that too, one for me and for you just kidding, being nice (AND DON'T FORGET THE YELLOW RICE!) yellow rice, he wants that too, is that something you guys do? if not nachos please, hold the lettuce, add the cheese one more holla for a dollar this my crew in this drive thru one more thing, give it to me cause baby WE HUNGRY. Brandon Epling on keyboards, Brian Lugo on beat box and Ryan Deberry on Lyrics............(therefor)...Taco Bell Rap. Hope you enjoy. :[brandon][epling][brian][lugo][ryan][deberry][boca][high][wahtay][productions][taco][bell][rap][mcdonalds] |
: GoRemy |
McDonald's: The Rap The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottled water. I'm a Grimace cup kind of dude. Feel free to subscribe and/or check out the other videos! I'll go ahead and include the lyrics on here until I put them on the site. Sittin' on the couch with the morning post With a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast Thinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's always fun What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's run So we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend Yo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian. How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies? Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G. Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor Speed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34 Going drive-thru style, man it's fast express You can call it trans fat, I call it happiness Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to spare Frenchy with a headset, "can I take your order?" A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son A McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my trunk Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't decide, uh... All's I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemimah How 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel Don't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to spend And I want them eggs poached like an elephant Frenchy back on the line, "is that all your order?" No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola! Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riot Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet" Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name Brian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartame Sittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour later Pickin' at a pouch of some Now n' Laters Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch Start the car up fast because it's time for lunch It just takes two bucks and I get what I need Two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese "Supersize Me" said he's had enough of it But how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love with it? If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude you should It's a party, like a Hardee's, except the food is good Just don't get a large #2, I plead with you friend Cuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it again Enter the store, first you holla, then you Pick a couple items off the dollar menu Four hot McNuggets, dessert with custard Mix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of mustard. A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce Paying ain't a pain, they take cash or credit Want a water? You can pay up there for spring Or get the free Grimace cup--how embarassing They say, "you're playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy" Only thing bad for my heart's when they forget my toy Now I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you rant It's made of shamrocks--now that's a plant People say it's bad, but I don't believe them McDonald's is peace--just ask Tom Friedman Momma catch me with a 'zine, and she's screaming "stop! Don't you worry, Mom, it's just my man Ray Kroc Thanks to dubzattic for the beat! :[goremy][go][remy][mcdonald's][mcdonalds][rap][habib][big][mac][coke][fast][food][thomas][friedman][super][size][wheeling][virginia] |
: Livemorningshow |
The Woody show "Aries Spears" rap Live105.com Live 105 Morning show "Aries Spears" rap with Woody,Tony and Ravey. Edited By: myspace.com/whitemenace :[Woody][Tony][Ravey][Live][105][radio][morning][show][Aries][Spears][JayZ][whitemenace][snoop][dog][Q101] |
: bombillero |
Dragonball Rap - www.eqp.it AMV Dragon Ball - www.eqp.it Music by Porta - Dragon Ball Rap Video by bombillero :[Dragon][Ball][Porta][Rap][Goku][Vegeta][Saiyan][Goten][Yamsha][Ten][Shin][Han][Gohan][Hildegan][Tapion][Boujack][eqp][elquintopino][eqp.it] |
: Alikante |
Chris Rock about Rap Music Chris Rock at its best: Stand up Comedy about society, daily Life, America and Relationship. Here hes talking about how hard it is to defend Rap Music and Hip Hop today. Also mentioned: Tupac, Little John :[chris][rock][never][scared][comedy][comidian][stand][up][rap][music][hip][hop][tupac][funny][sexy][babe][dance][dancing][crazy][gangsta] |
: 259 |
Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2 A music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars characters like you've never seen them before. IMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I do not take any credit for it. Here are the lyrics (although please note that they are not absolutely correct, as I do not have confirmation from the artists). From now on, any comments asking for the lyrics will simply be removed. I will not insult you even if you are stupid and ignorant enough to deserve it. Admiral: This is Admiral Biatch to base camp, it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike and I have no experience with this type of shit. Who should I call for help? Vader: It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!) Reconstructin' the Death Star! With my slick suede suit that's black like tar, Fucking you up no matter who you are! Palpatine: Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side! Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by! And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit! Vader: And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit! Yoda: Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene, 900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green! Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor. Lando: Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker. Chewbacca: *Wookie yell* Lando: Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me. Luke: Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister! The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister. Ben Kenobi: Luke! Use the force before intercourse, but Luke! Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks! (Ohh!) Luke: Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun) The chosen one, hotter than both suns! Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split! He's slower than the first Pentium chip! (Dark Side!) Vader: No one brings it worse to this fuckin' universe! (Rebels!) Luke: You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end! (Dark Side!) Palpatine: I can feel the anger dwelling within you! (Rebels!) Yoda: You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH! *Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap* Han Solo: Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug! Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug! Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore, trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling* C3PO: Oh, my, goodness gracious me! I'm a gay man's golden fantasy! Programmed for homo-ecstasy, ten million forms of gay positioning. For my golden shower, you must pay a fee, but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks* R2-D2, watch your language! Always having sex with robotic strangers! Jar Jar Binks: Meesa like to drink and smoke all night! Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife. Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb. Meesa will fuck you with me tongue. Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some. Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some. Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some. Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum! :[][star][wars][gangsta][rap][gangster][music][video][dark][side][luke][skywalker][darth][vader][ben][kenobi][obi-wan][jar][binks][yoda][lando] |
: charlieissocoollike |
CC2: Rap http://charlieissocoollike.net Yup. You read that right. RAP. Sleeping provided by: http://youtube.com/walllofweird Backing track is royalty free from: http://freeplaymusic.com :[][charlieissocoollike][challenge][charlie][rap] |
: GoRemy |
A-R-A-B: The Rap There's no business like goat business. Here's another video, this one to the tune of a popular rap song. I hope you enjoy it. If so, feel free to subscribe. :[middle][east][eastern][arab][a-r-a-b][rap][go][remy][habib][50][cent][pimp][wheeling][virginia][goremy][country][parody] |